最爱女人RPG

A series of comic sketches[展开全部]

　A series of comic sketches revolving around the "mania" in people's deepest personality. In "The Elaboration", a hearse driver has his favorite hearse made out to perfection for his "clients". In "Sport" a bossy office supervisor loses a sports bet to co-workers and is forced to pimp out his wife, while one colleague decides to take advantage of it. In "Overtaking" a man tries to outrun a set of lights on a highway late at night... not realizing that it's an airplane. In "The Hobby" two best friends, Barbara and Carla, team up to find where one's husband is going to every weekend and being secretive about it. In "Advice" a bickering couple out for a drive bicker about one's well being which leads to a traffic accident. In "The Protest", Pasquale and Mario are two men who cannot seem to pass up every attempt to protest against the government from 1943 to present day 1964. In "The Antique", a couple travels to a remote monastery to shop for antiques and seek which ones to buy or leave. In "The Swear Word" Ilario Boietti is a writer who seeks advice about work for his latest book by consulting with a brash has-been author, who advices Boietti to embrace his wild side. In "The Strip-Tease" a lonely Lothario ventures to strip clubs in search of his true carnal pleasures. In "The Interviews", Micozzi is a government spin doctor who spins his tails to avoid the questions of government corruption. In "Hitchhiking", the thoughts of a off-duty policeman and a Sicilian hitchhiker whom he picks up, are displayed in this collision of cultures tale. In "Bill of Exchange" two couples, the Brugrolis and the Bonfanls, seek to out-spend the other in a war of wealth. In the final hilarious tale, "The Weekend", two thieves, Franco and Ciccio, break into a mansion to rob it thinking that the owners are out of town, only to have the unfaithful wife with her soldier lover, and the unfaithful husband with his foreign mistress, arrive wanting to spend time alone, and all parties try to avoid direct contact with the other.二毛：我知道稳哥厉(💟)害(🍾)，但不知道他竟然这(zhè(🥀) )么(me )厉害后面的话还没说完，窗(chuāng )户外面又传来一声怒吼，把迟(chí )砚和迟梳的声音(🐩)都(🙇)给盖过去：你少给我提你弟弟！你弟弟那个(gè )怪物(🐗)我们方家不认，我们方家只(zhī )认你(nǐ )迟砚这一个孙(🚘)子！他原本是要去牛津上大学的，可是(shì )现在，他去不了了。老婆他低低喊了(😇)她(🐠)一(yī )声，随后又往她面前凑了(le )凑，我们好不容易才和好顾潇潇有意打破这尴尬的局面，笑道：(🌑)队(🦆)长，你是(shì )不是贼(zéi )喜欢戴绿帽？最终还(🚄)是没忍住(zhù )一脚(jiǎ(🚑)o )，把跟在身后，不住回头望(🚋)的小明踢了回去。各组出发，任东站在她们那组面前，严肃的说道：进山。孤女龚白苹执教于乡村小学，天性(👵)乐观活泼，不以身世为苦。同事卓(💉)达，青年有为，文才出众，暗恋白苹已久，离职赴沪前向白苹求婚。白苹与卓达友谊虽笃，但未生情爱，只能婉转拒绝。翌日，白苹到车站送行，与卓达依依而别。离开时，白苹拾到一只皮夹，与皮夹主人(🕧)雷明(🤽)相(xiàng )识。雷明感谢之余，盛(🏍)邀白苹共进(🧔)晚餐。白苹推却，与雷明相约翌日再见。时(🧑)值春日，山花烂漫，艳阳(💖)(yáng )一片，两人漫步于校外田间，流连忘返，恋恋生情。雷明今夏卒业后即将与表妹订婚，此行专为探望母亲，不料偶遇白苹，坠(zhuì )入情网(🎮)。白苹告假一天与雷(🍨)(léi )明游(yóu )春，雷明不忍说明真(zhēn )相，只说即将返沪。白苹(píng )不愿(👔)目睹分别，掉头他顾。雷明伫立车站，实在难舍白苹，手书一封，命站上童子速递白苹，信中坦白求婚，若白苹允可，速来车站同行。白(bái )苹见信喜不自胜，正欲登程，忽有学生(shēng )跌倒，血流如注，哀哀痛哭。白苹不忍(rěn )弃之不顾，为之包扎(⭐)妥当，立即赶至(😏)车站，而车行已远。白苹泪如雨下。雷明以为白苹无意，返沪后(hòu )与表妹结婚，几年奋(fèn )斗(🕊)，已成社会(huì )要人，膝下也添一(yī )双儿(ér )女。卓达身为沪上报馆编(biān )辑，对白苹仍未忘情，邀请白(bái )苹来报馆就职。白苹应邀抵沪，无意(yì )中与雷明重逢。雷明因(yīn )往事耿(gěng )耿于怀，白苹(píng )此时已知雷明声名显赫，并(bìng )不强辞辩白，只是爱恋之心，丝毫未减。雷明为(🔟)白苹另觅(🧘)住所，每日相会。白苹辞(cí )去报馆职位，未留(🏓)去向，卓达(dá )也不勉强。雷明因事携眷北上，数月不通音信(♌)。白苹孤寂(jì )非常，偶遇卓达(dá )，共叙离情。卓达旧事重提，白苹(píng )感其至诚，允诺明日回复。不意雷明适时归来，白(🍿)苹重投怀抱，不久生下(🐫)一女。此后数年，白苹抚育幼女、深居简出，雷明继续奔走社会、致力事业。雷明(míng )金屋藏娇之事外(wài )界多知，一对儿女也心(💞)照不宣(🌔)，只是雷妻虽有微闻，但从未提(🖊)及。雷明携眷属乘船出席公商(🆒)会议(📔)，白苹携女同往，两人(🍑)朝夕(✒)相见(jiàn )却不敢交谈，只能偶于无人(rén )处低诉(🌦)相思。雷明(míng )之子文蔚察(🖱)觉，指(📤)责白苹，愿(yuàn )出巨资令(💧)白苹离开父亲。白苹怆痛之余，不(bú )愿辩解。雷明出现(xiàn )，才知文蔚已(👢)知其(🔯)实，遂(👙)尽诉始末，叹息：若不是苍天作梗(🍫)，白苹即是你生(😴)身之母。文蔚不听，被雷明斥走。雷明(👻)返沪即染重病，白苹竟(🚼)夜不眠，憔悴不堪。雷明自知不起，命文蔚拨通白苹电话(📼)话别。待电话接通(⤴)，雷明已逝。白苹接电无声(📇)，心知(zhī )不妥，昏倒在(🤷)地。翌日，文蔚带来噩耗。白苹气息奄奄，将女儿交托(🐎)文(wén )蔚，追随(🧓)雷明而去。文蔚手(shǒu )牵弱妹，跪(guì )倒床畔。[收起部分]